I have been off the market for a long time. This is fortunate, as my wife is wonderful and were I single in the age of tinder I’d have three kinds of twitter herpes and at least one abduction scare. I love Sally deeply and she deserves recognition, but the sentiments on store bought cards are too trite and non-specific to convey adult romance. So I’ve decide to make my own.
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Flawed But Fixable 
Can I use a few of them next year?
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All but boob grabbing while peeing one. It has special place in my heart.
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Okay fine. Besides I don’t have a robust stream but still stand upright when I pee but not in the mornings. My aim is a little off too.
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