We here at Sam The Turtle believe that each crisis is lined with silver opportunity, and that a dropped pie is just a series of irregular floor tarts that you didn’t know you wanted. Yes, the idea of President Trump is unnerving, but real good could come from it. For Example.
The Upside of President Trump
1. The once in a lifetime sight of Bernie Sanders crouched on the toll booth of the ambassador bridge, giving sarcastic thumbs up to the hordes of fleeing democrats.
2.An answer to the age old question “What if Chachi was secretary of the interior”.
3.Canadians can feel smug about something other than free healthcare.
4.The first meaningful victory for the “Why can’t I marry my own daughter?” legislative movement.
5.Terrorist might feel sorry for the U.S. and move their Jihad to a country with something to lose.
6.We could witness Donna Brazile slapping the shit out of Anderson Cooper for no discernible reason.
7.I can finally become a freelance neurosurgeon in the Post-Job Qualification era that will ensue.
8.I can see actual fantasy Orcs emerging from hiding to take staff roles in the new government; Orcs = Elves, Elves = cookies.
9.Civil War reenactors potentially getting some fresh material.