Sarah: So I am thirty five and don’t have time to play games: are children on the menu for you?
Isaac: Like, do I eat children?
Sarah: Funny. I’m asking if having children is something you are up for, in the hypothetical mid to long term.
Isaac: Oh, No.
Sarah: Just a hard no. Why not?
Isaac: If I had to choose between eating a child, and raising one, I’m not sure where I’d fall on the issue.
Sarah: I’d appreciate it if you’d take this seriously.
Sarah: Do you think you would be a bad father
Isaac: I have no idea. Probably. There was no real parental behavior to model growing up, I’ve never enjoyed the company of children, and I had a vasectomy when I was 22. I probably should have started with the third point.
Sarah: Bullshit. What kind of doctor would give a 22 year old a vasectomy
Isaac: An orthopedic surgeon who is bad at Yahtzee.
Sarah: You gambled for a vasectomy, with an actual doctor, using a dice game for children.
Isaac: I mean, it’s an all ages game. And it’s not all luck, the strategic elements are very underrated.
Sarah: What would he have won?
Isaac: I was going to fight his teenage son.
Sarah: You were going to fight a child?
Isaac: He was at least 19. Maybe a big 17. Either way I didn’t fight him.
Sarah: But you would have?
Isaac: A bet is a bet.
Sarah: I cannot believe that this horrible person exists.
Isaac:I didn’t say he was a good father, but he did a pretty good job on my vasectomy for someone who mostly does hip replacements.
Sarah: I was referring to both of you.