The only thing worse than a nostalgic narcissist is a nostalgic narcissist with internet access and a back catalogue. Of all the features from the old site this was the hardest to explain in person. Essentially it was a list of things that I considered Happening juxtaposed by a tangentially related thing that was Not Happening. Of everything I wrote these were the surrealist and most reflective of my personal sense of humor. Taste may vary.

Let’s nostalgia together: