ARIES: Mar 21 – Apr 19
Sign: The Ram
Hardheaded and split hoofed, you are as likely to jump into bed as you are to clamber atop a passing horse, your balance and obstinacy a natural check to the majesty of greater creatures. Direct and impulsive you can bluff your way to minor victory and grumble your way to sullen defeat. Playful to a fault, and faulty in your play, Aries mixes bad wiring with a strong motor like no other sign.